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Funkmaster V
Believe in the Funk!
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Hometown: Funk City 2049
Ht: 5'10
Wt: 230
Finisher: Funky Figure Four
Signature Moves: Glory! Neckbreaker
Funkmaster Flop (2nd Rope Kneedrop)
The Robot Elbow Drop
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Funkmaster V AKA "Cousin Vinnie" Vineyard has been known around the Southeast as an obnoxious musical performer, mean-spirited comedian, and a controversial radio show host. But what drug him into the TXW spotlight was actually an incident at Wal-Mart. Funk, the owner of a quasi-new 2006 Suzuki Aerio Hatchback Wagon (with totally boss rims), walked out of the store one day to find that his driver's side door had been scratched. Even though most believe the scratch looks more like it was done with a key than a buggy, Funk blames the Buggy Boy's care-free work ethic for the scratch.
In his short wrestling career, Funkmaster has had many feuds. Most notably with Bob O Mac, a young referee turn wrestler, after Funk's obsession and inappropriate actions due to the alleged romance with Bob's wife, Beth O Mac. He has also had heated stints with Sgt AWOL, Jerry Lee, Tyson Daly, Juggalo Drake/ Masquerade, the Buggy Boy and a love/hate relationship with the faction: Team of Ruff Cutt.
Funkmaster V does many things in the world of wrestling: He wrestles for TXW and other leagues- recently winning the TXW Youtube TV Title in a controversial fashion, he hosts "TXW Main Event" on Community TV Channel 12, he conducts interviews on his talk show "The Mothership", mixes and performs on various wrestlers entrance songs, designs wrestling websites, produces the TXW DVDs and online media, manages wrestlers, has a hand in TXW promotion, and has also designed many of the belts in the area from various leagues. Sadly, he can barley feed himself.
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