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Still the Champ!
MAY 9th 2009
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Hello, Funk-niblets. As always, this is your home for the nasty groove, and I have to say that my wrestling life has reached new heights. Even your mother told me last night as I put on my pants before I ran out of the house - that I am slightly more awesomer now than before.
I successfully defended my Youtube TV Title at the best show in the area, TXW, in my Judo-match. Of course I would. I want to say a hearty "YOU'RE WELCOME!" to the city of Knoxville. Accepting me as their Judo & Wrestling champion, and accepting me as the champion of their hearts, since the Vols suck so hard now was a big step forward in the healing process of sports failure for the city. You're Welcome. Hey dummy, have you heard of the Swine Flu in the news much this week? No? You're welcome for that too... I deported Bobwyre to Mexico because he was the main carrier of the disease. Wrestling Scotty Trojan was not only a piece of cake last week, but it was the last match of his career. I ended the career of Scotty Trojan, too. You're Welcome!
People have been calling our show and thanking us for putting on the best Knoxville-based show on TV, Wednesday nights at 9:30PM on CTV. You're welcome for that too. Be sure to check it out and talk to us on air like the other idiots do. We will make fun of you quite a bit, when I kick you off the air.
My next Youtube TV Title defense will be against my arch enemy, the Buggy Boy. It's good to see that the old boy has quit screaming and crying in the asylum about that stupid buggy that I melted down and made a chain out of. Someone needs to give him some free therapy. And smack him around some.
Check the schedule! I'm working TXW full time, ECB part time and I'm going to try my hand at EGO-PRO. As always, watch my TV show, listen to funk music, and fall down and worship me. You're Welcome!
Upcoming Funkmaster V Schedule:
May 13th- TXW Main Event TV Show- Knoxville CTV Channel 12- 9:30PM
May 15th- ECB- Alcoa, TN 8PM
May 15th- Benefit show- Knoxville, TN TBA
May 16th- EGO-PRO- Athens TN 8PM
May 20th- TXW Main Event TV Show- Knoxville CTV Channel 12- 9:30PM
May 22nd- ECB- Alcoa, TN 8PM
May 27th- TXW Main Event TV Show- Knoxville CTV Channel 12- 9:30PM
May 30th- TXW- Knoxville, TN 7:30PM-
"Youtube Title Defense" vs. Buggy Boy
June 3rd- TXW Main Event TV Show- Knoxville CTV Channel 12- 9:30PM
June 10th- TXW Main Event TV Show- Knoxville CTV Channel 12- 9:30PM
June 13th- TXW vs. APWA- Big Mama's Karaoke- Seymour, TN 8:00PM
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