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DisFUNKtion
Funkmaster V extras, achievements, awards, etc....
Photo Evidence of Funkmaster V's and
The Lovely Beth's Emotional Relationship
A note from Funkmaster V:
Well, hello, fellow web-traveler. I'm glad you have decided to call the TXW Hotline in search for the truth. I know, I may dress in pink boas and have rude shirts and exquisite cars to drive (ie: 2006 Suzuki Aerio Sport SX Hatchback with the Boss Rims). You may have a hard time relating to me because of that. But just realize that even though I am from another area, I may not be so different from you. I laugh, I dance, I self humble myself every night... and most of all... I love beautiful women whom I can profit from.
The Lovely Beth may pretend that we were not in a state of emotional bliss, but I swear... she wanted to procreate and have our children on American Idol just as badly as I did! But somehow, that friggin' referee Bob O Mac got into her head and told her that I was crazy or some crap. ME!!! Well, I hope you enjoy the evidence of our history together: Hangin' out at a Greenpeace "Save the Palms Rally" (she is so passionate about the endangered palms), going to our weekly AA meeting at Drunken Jack's, and hanging out at our church place... they still call it church, right?
Sorry these pictures weren't hotter than I originally lead you all to believe that they would be. I am a gentleman, after all. Anyways, Bob... you might have gotten hitched to that tease... but all is not over. I got the rematch I wanted, and now I have planted those seeds of jealousy and doubt into that grubby muttonchop head of yours!!! When you close your eyes at night, just remember, The Lovely Beth and Funkmaster V shared a salad at Drunkin' Jacks! Ewwwwwwwwww!!! Feel it burn in your gut!
Also... she smokes cigarettes like a 70 year old fish mounger and she never wanted me to tell you that!
AWARDS, TITLES & RECOGNITION
***11/2008- TXW Match of the Month
TXW Youtube Television Championship: Vs. Bob O Mac vs. Juggalo Drake
***5/2009- TXW Youtube TV Championship
Funkmaster V pinned Billy Marshall After Cash Bribe
***9/2009- EGO PRO Match of the Month
Barry Allen & Black Lemonade vs. Detroit Funk City
***9/2009- TXW Match of the Month
Detroit Funk City vs. Dante Knight & Zack Dillon
***10/2009- TXW Match of the Month
TXW Tag Team Championships- The Bob Squad vs. Detroit Funk City
***11/2009- ROW Match of the Week
Detroit Funk City vs. Judas & Aiden
***12/2009- Inside Wrestling TXW Rankings
Funkmaster V #10
***01/2010- 2009 East Tennessee Bash Board Fan Voting
#1 Stable, #2 Tag Team, #2 Most Shocking Moment
***01/2010- Pro Wrestling Illustrated TXW Rankings
Funkmaster V #10
***03/2010- Inside Wrestling TXW Rankings
Funkmaster V #7
***4/2010- Inside Wrestling TXW Rankings
Funkmaster V #8
***5/2010- TXW Match of the Month
4 Corners of Death Tag Match: The Gathering vs. Detroit Funk City
***5/2010- EGO PRO Tag Team Championship
Won EGO PRO Tag Tournament w/ the Demon
***6/2010- TXW Match of the Month
Two Year Feud Ending Cage Match- Bob O Mac vs. Funkmaster V
***8/2010- Pro Wrestling Illustrated TXW Rankings
Funkmaster V #10
***8/2010- TXW Match of the Month
The Demon vs. Funkmaster V
***12/2010- TXW Match of the Month
Funkmaster V vs. Dwayne Windham - Chain on a Pole
***12/2010- EGO PRO Fan Voting
Manager of the Year
***12/2010- EGO PRO Fan Voting
Tag Team of the Year
***12/2011- East Tennessee Wrestling Union
Promo of the Year: Barry Finds the Mole (Funk's Fro)
Funkmaster's Top 10 Favorite Wrestlers
1) Ric Flair
2) William Regal
3) Arn Anderson
4) Bad News Brown
5) Kurt Angle
6) Booker T
7) Johnny Saint
8) Terry Funk
9) Human Tornado
10) Midnight Express
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